Dr. Jessica Sims, Owner / Veterinarian at Oakwell Animal Hospital
Ah, winter, the season of joy, hot cocoa, and realizing you have no idea where your snow shovel is. As you prepare your home for the holidays, it’s crucial not to overlook the furry, feathery, or finned members of your family. Yes, we’re talking about your pets, those lovable creatures that manage to shed on every surface imaginable, even the ones you haven’t bought yet.
In the spirit of the season, we present to you the ultimate winter pet care guide – a collection of tips so revolutionary, they might just convince your cat to stop knocking ornaments off the tree. Emphasis on “might.”
1. Sweater Weather for the Socially Awkward Pet:
The holidays are all about festive fashion, and your dog wants to strut his stuff. Why not indulge his inner fashionista with a dazzling array of holiday-themed sweaters? Consider the classics like “Santa Paws” or “Fleece Navidad.” Just be prepared for the judgmental stares from your feline friend, who believes that dignity should never be compromised for fashion.
2. Paw-don Me, But Where’s the Salt?
Winter sidewalks can be saltier than your great aunt’s fruitcake. While you’re out conquering your holiday shopping list, spare a thought for your pet’s paws. Salt may keep you safe from doing ice-induced splits while walking down your sidewalk but it’s not great for Fluffy’s paws. Invest in pet-friendly booties or wipe those paws down when you get home.
3. Tinsel – A Gift That Keeps on Giving… to Your Vet:
Cats and tinsel – a combination more dangerous than an unattended fruitcake. Resist the urge to turn your feline friend into a sparkly ornament. If your cat manages to ingest tinsel, you’ll be spending your holiday at the vet’s office, explaining how your cat’s intestines have become a winter wonderland. Stick to catnip-filled toys, and leave the tinsel to the tree. And no, your cat doesn’t need a matching ornament collection.
4. The 12 Days of Litter Box Battles:
The holidays can be a stressful time for everyone, including your cat. Provide them with a safe haven, away from the chaos of carolers, jingling bells, and those neighbors who insist on inflatable yard decorations. Create a quiet, cozy space for your feline friend to retreat to when the holiday madness becomes too much. Bonus points if you hang a sign that says “Do Not Disturb: Cat Napping in Progress.” This goes for nervous pups, too!
5. Gift Wrapping 101: The Art of Distraction:
If your dog has a penchant for ripping into presents faster than your cousin on Christmas morning, it’s time to employ the art of distraction. Offer a sacrificial gift – a chew toy or treat – and let your pup revel in the joy of destruction. You’ll not only save your beautifully wrapped gifts but also witness the pure, unbridled glee of a dog with a job well done.
6. The Great Escape (Artist):
For the escape artist in your life, winter poses new challenges. The frozen ground might deter your pup from digging, but snowbanks can provide the perfect launchpad for an escape attempt. Ensure your fences are secure, and if your dog still manages to pull a disappearing act, just hope they have the decency to return before you notice and stress out.
7. Snow Angels or Snow Adversaries?
Some dogs revel in the snow, others act like you’ve banished them to the Arctic Tundra. If your pup falls into the latter category, coax them outside with treats, toys, or the promise of a belly rub. Remember, the sight of a dog doing the snow zoomies is a holiday gift in itself.
8. That’s A Wrap: Gift-Wrapping Tips for Pet Owners:
If you’ve ever tried wrapping gifts with a cat in the room, you know the struggle is real. Embrace the chaos by turning gift wrapping into a bonding experience. Let your cat bat at ribbons, attack bows, and generally wreak havoc. Just be sure to remove them before you accidentally gift someone a cat-shaped surprise.
9. The Sound of Furry Footsteps on the Rooftop:
If you’re worried about your pets getting into Santa’s cookies or causing a ruckus on the roof, fear not. Santa is a pet-friendly visitor who understands that sometimes the best way to reach a chimney involves a detour through the cat door. Leave out some extra treats, and maybe Santa will even fill the stockings of your furry companions.
10. Resist the Puppy Dog Eyes:
There’s no doubt about it, holiday feasts are a temptation beyond words for your pup. But avoid the temptation and don’t cave to your pet’s pleas. Fatty foods and bones are especially dangerous for your furry friends.
In conclusion, winter pet care is all about embracing the chaos, finding humor in the inevitable mishaps, and creating memories that will last a lifetime. Happy holidays, pet lovers, and may your festive season be filled with furry joy and a distinct lack of fruitcake-induced trauma.